Archive for the ‘Comix Corner’ Category
August 3, 2009
The Last Warning Sign You’ll Ever See
July 24, 2009
It’s a Star Trek World
JT inspires me. Plus, Wes can’t read so he said we need more pictures and cartoons (though he has yet to contribute any of his own yet…slacker).
July 21, 2009
Googlebot Sad :(
I visit millions of sites a day like the freakin’ Santa Claus of the Web. I snoop around and make copies of everything that I run across. And I see tons of horrible shit.
I can’t tell who’s the real criminal. I steal copyrighted content all day for my company’s personal gain. But all of the “web professionals” out there charge an arm and a leg for crap HTML that even I can’t read. My company tells me to put it all in my bag and move on. We’ll sort it out later, they say. I’ll sort them out.
I do all of this, and my coworkers mock me with stupid blog posts. Someone cracked a joke that I “give good header” (on the first date, even!) after my bosses released one of those travesties of lost creativity. Where’s the respect? Do they know what I put up with?
I am Googlebot. And I am sad.
What makes me even more livid are the cheesy-ass photos on their blog posts.
Do you think that’s how it really works? Does anyone really give me the convenience of a 304 header? Does anyone really know or care about what a 304 header is? NOOOOO…
Well, let me show you how it really works. This is how I spend 3/4 of my day.
It makes me cry harder knowing that filthy bags of bolts like him serve the true demand.
I am Googlebot. And I am sad and abused. Will you be my friend? 
